Heart Attack Anyone?

As promised, this post will document my recent heart attack adventures.

This first one isn't too bad. It's Hungarian Wax Peppers with a shit load of batter, deep fried and stuffed with sour cream. Shit was delicious. The smaller ones are just strips that I deep fried and put on that burger in the background. Whatever didn't fit on my burger I dipped in sour cream.

Then I decided "Why not add bacon?" and so I did. This one is a Hungarian Wax Pepper stuffed with cheddar cheese, wrapped in bacon, and then baked in a 400 degree oven. I used sour cream as a dipping sauce, because I love to clog my arteries with creamy deliciousness.

On that note, I'd like to share a book I found at a book store the other day. It's called Hacking Ubuntu, and I imagine only fat pseudo-tech genius neckbeards would buy this garbage. It says you can learn such "hacks" as OMG RUNNING IT FROM A USB. Holy shit, really? I don't know anything about Ubuntu and even I know running it off of a USB is as easy as downloading a program.

But don't forget the best hack of all, IINTSTAL IT ON A MAC!!111!111. I seriously laughed out loud and got kicked out of the book store after reading that. But then I used my Ubuntu hacking skills to get back into the book store so I could laugh at it more.


P.S. Don't forget to vote for my logo in the Design A Five Finger Death Punch Logo contest thing.



P.P.S. Seriously, vote. Do it.

Update Again lols

Finally got around to going to the library to get some internet time. Still no internets at my house. :(

In about 4 days, voting will begin on a contest I entered to design a new logo for Five Finger Death Punch. The winner gets some shit, but I honestly think it would just be awesome to have the band using something I designed. Anyway, my submission page is here. Remember to vote for me or I'ma get you. Might post some random heart attack food I made recently at a later time.

Anyway, for now have this cloud.

A wild update has appeared!

So we're still without internet, but should hopefully have it back within a week or two. Once our internet is back, you can expect regular updates! We'll update twitter and facebook once we've begun to post again, so keep an eye out for those. If you aren't following our twitter, you can find it here: RC and Spai on Twitter.

Hopefully we'll hear from you all soon!

Update? No wai!

Spai here. So recently, we lost our internet connection. It's been about four days since we last had internet - that's why there haven't been any new posts on either blog. Hopefully soon our connection will return, but until then updates will be few and far between. Just wanted to pop in and let you all know.

Also, we recently finished the computer we were working on! Took a while, but I got everything connected finally, and it works great. Next project is buying/building a new computer for ourselves.

Dear Blockbuster...

FUCK YOU

Cool disk, bro

Is it really so hard to send someone the movie they asked for, on a functional and undamaged disk? If you can remember a few weeks back when we got the wrong version of One Missed Call, then got a completely fucked damaged disk, then you can probably imagine our frustration. We've waited like 2-3 weeks for a new replacement, which finally came today. But guess what? It has a huge fucking crack the size of assfuck Texas on it. I would almost say this is the same disk as last time, except this one only has one crack instead of like three. 

Yup, that'll play fine

Luckily we're not actually paying for this shit. We started with a free trial, which we extended with a gift card we got from my sister. I can honestly say that if we ever choose to subscribe to any movie service, it will most defifuckinetly be Netflix. Because I've used Netflix before, and they weren't shit asses. They sent us the correct disks, and only one time was one too damaged to play, and that was just from too many fingerprints and minor scratches. Plus, we just had them send us a shiny new disk, which played perfectly. We never got a disk from them that was cracked all the way through. 

It's almost like the people at the Blockbuster warehouse just crack disks and get globs of shit on the back of them for fun. We just called customer service and got a coupon for a free rental. Oh joy. 

Current Work In Progress

Feels like I haven't posted anything in forever. I did get the time last night(when Spai went to sleep, she's a computer hog) to start drawing something.

"In my defense, it's my computer!' -Spai

Anyway, it was another coloring/shading practice thing, because coloring in Photoshop is quite fun. I feel like an 8 year old who just got a new pack of Crayola crayons. It started off as just a normal eye, but I decided to color it so it was all diseased looking. Then I decided it should be an epic case of pink eye, but I haven't colored the skin around the eye completely yet. Maybe I will later tonight or something. But also I've been sick as hell and my knee is swollen for no apparent reason, so I haven't had much motivation to begin with. lols

I plan on putting some huge boils around it or something. I dunno, my mind is weird when I'm sick. All I can think about is pus and vomit.

Oh look, I figured out how to shade

That last colored picture I posted is a complete embarrassment in comparison to the one I did today. Took about 3 hours to complete, because Photoshop crashed about 1 hour into it(and it wasn't saved). I have bad saving habits, I guess. Of course, when I save every 10 minutes it doesn't crash at all. I think the Photoshop devs just added in an algorithm that senses when you put a lot of effort into something and forget to save after x amount of time, which makes Photoshop crash.

3 hours, 1 crash, and over 9000 layers later, this is the end result:

Now with 100% less filters!

 I know it isn't completely perfect, but it does look a hell of a lot better than my last attempt at coloring. I made sure to put a lot more shading and depth to it this time, and also used a more comic book style of shading.

So, why haven't you followed SRAOIT yet? I'm going to actually post a new review there tonight - I keep procrastinating on writing it due to drawage.